| person: | Mr.President, P!nk is unable to attend. |
| obama: | well |
| person: | we need a replacement |
| obama: | get me Darren Criss |
| person: | who? |
| obama: | DARREN CRISS |
| flips table | |
| grabs american flag and starkid sunnies | |
| flies into horizon |
| person: | Mr.President, P!nk is unable to attend. |
| obama: | well |
| person: | we need a replacement |
| obama: | get me Darren Criss |
| person: | who? |
| obama: | DARREN CRISS |
| flips table | |
| grabs american flag and starkid sunnies | |
| flies into horizon |